Wally's Extended Family

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Most people don't know it but I'm a quadruplet. I've got 3 other brothers who, in a George Foreman-like fit of insanity were all named Wally. Sadly we haven't seen each other since we were infants. Wally (that's me, the second youngest) was adopted and raised by a pack of feral but kindly ravens. Now I study avian cognition. Wally (the oldest) ended up in the business world. We haven't spoken in a while, but I hear he's some kind of ethics consultant. Wally (the second oldest) is on the lam in Europe. Some kind of legal trouble, I guess... "Little Wally" (the youngest) was tragically stricken with a debilitating skin fungus. Nevertheless, his characteristic pluck allowed him to catch on as an athletic trainer out east.